Rectal Smegma – GNORK [12" VINYL]

2016's ugliest masterpiece. Now finally on vinyl.

Prepare your nostrils and unclench your cheeks. GNORK is here — the 2016 magnum opus from Rectal Smegma, now available on pure analog blackness. Twelve rancid tracks of guttural chaos, groove-laden filth, and enough blastbeats to trigger a public health warning.

This is goregrind the way your therapist warned you about: groovy, gory, and grotesquely good fun.

From song titles you’re ashamed to say out loud to breakdowns that could shatter porcelain, GNORK delivers the perfect soundtrack to your next bathroom breakdown or backyard pig sacrifice.

💿 Album Specs:

• Format: 12" VINYL (GREEN, like your slime)
• Release: Originally dropped in 2016
• Sound: Groove-soaked goregrind with fart-blast flavor
• Limited pressing – once it’s gone, you’ll have to download it like a peasant
• Plays best at full volume, ideally near angry neighbors

😈 For fans of:

• Involuntary bowel movements
• Riffs that slap harder than your ex
• Bands that sound like a garbage truck crash with double kicks

Buy GNORK. Spin GNORK. Be GNORK.